I wait to be checked out at the grocery store and read the headlines on trashy celebrity magazines and realize the top reasons I am glad I am not one.
#1 Reason--I would know other celebrities. Doesn't sound too bad, right? But then my significant other would know other celebrities as well, since he would be with me for celebrity functions. And the celebrities would know him as well. Now it's one thing if a normal girl hits on my man. It's a whole different story when it's Lindsay Lohan or Mischa Barton or Paris Hilton. Suddenly it is threatening, because they have some name and mild legendary status. And the other thing is that every celebrity can get trumped by a greater celebrity. There is always going to be a celebrity who is a little fresher or bigger or hotter right now. If even Jennifer Aniston can get her man stolen by a bigger celebrity, I'd be screwed. Don't get me wrong, I trust my man. I just don't trust celebrities.
#2 Reason--I would hate bad pictures being taken of me and then any spot of celluloid magnified and displayed on magazines and gossip tv shows. I think I am fairly attractive, but I know I have flaws. I don't need to see them that big over and over again.
No wonder celebrities have substance abuse problems, I would want to self-medicate too if I was constantly worry about some fat spot on me being posted everywhere and then having my man stolen by some famous girl with fake boobs and giant lips.
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