To the Boredom!

I am stuck here at the office until a Fed Ex shows up. It is kiiillllling me. I hate this. My rule is that I try to work as few hours as possible...and I was planning on not coming back after lunch today. Then, our corporate, in a surprising act of generosity, decided we could leave the office at 2 today...which means I wanted to be leaving at 11. But this stupid Fed Ex!!!
It isn't even like I have plans. I have nothing to do. Cam is working, and I don't really have any friends, so that keeps me pretty bored. Nothing on tv, no place to go, and the weather is cloudy and bound to rain, so that knocks out a lot of amusement right there. I spent all my money yesterday, so crap. Nothing...to...do...brain...melting...with...boredom.
I want to blog about Mike the H.C., but the pictures are on Cam's computer at home. And I want to blog about a funny tattoo, but the e-mail on my phone won't work in my office. God help me, I am dying here.
Maybe I will go exchange some Wii games in, and waste a day like that. Or maybe I will bake some cookies for the friends I don't really have. Probably could try to come up with an interesting dinner, but gosh, I hate cooking. AACCKKK! It is not in my nature to be bored, I am a bustling and interesting person. This is agonizing. I know it won't be bad when I get out of the office. Despite my lack of plans, I will find a million things to do. But this...this waiting...ugh. It's awful.
I should probably contact a florist or baker or something.
WHAT THE HELL? WHERE IS THE FED EX? I swear, I will beat that man down with my umbrella.
Footsteps! Damn. Down the hallway. I'm going to go hunt the Fed Ex man down.
No. I'm going across the street to buy lotto tickets.