Lying on a Tuesday

It's sunny and it's windy and almost 3:30 on a Tuesday and I have to make up lies. I have tried to find ways around this, but it appears my only choice is lies. The real question is how many lies I have to make up. I have to bribe others to help me lie. They are easily bought. A little pizza and a couple of snazzy looking water bottles, and they will fill out all of the paperwork so that I can document my lies.

Procrastination will not make it go away.

Seriously, any moment now. I just need to get up and begin.

Hmm...this time thinking about my soul won't help. Oh. Or eternity. I need to stop thinking about that.

Time to go. I will tell them now.

Or now.

Or...