I have a buddy here, who worked for me a for a while, and he is truly a cool person. Super funny. Anyway, he went to Vegas a while back and ended up partying with a couple of people who work at a tattoo parlor in one of the casinos (don't ask me which, I don't remember). Anyway, they were drinking and drinking, and he is really liking the girl they are hanging with. She teases him about being a "bad egg", because my buddy tries to play like he is rough and bad, but he's really the sweetest. So, after hours of drinking, they decide he should get a tattoo...OF A GOOD EGG!!!
So, this is exactly why you don't get a tattoo when you are drinking. Because you then later have to explain why you have a cop potato on your shin, and explain to your new girlfriend you were simply trying to impress the girl that you found out later was like 17 and you couldn't even do anything with.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
(And seriously, it probably wouldn't be cool to tell his new girlfriend that he got this to impress some girl that turned out to be too young for him. That might be awkward.)
2 comments:
Now that's funny...
Did he go with y'all to the chicken fest? Maybe they'd appreciate the eggcellent tattoo...haha
Doood if you're going to start a business empire, don't forget the idea of making a product line for the PUA game... All the expensive PUA metrosexual "playa" gear that you could possibly need...
Uhm weird, the word verification for this one is stickyme!?
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